This is absurd, just, well, sort of, because.

But it is the first comment that is the kicker, from the always-erudite, but heretofore-unknown, Jason:

BUCKY, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL MAGAZINE EDITORS AND PUBLISHERS THINK SKINNY WHITE GIRLS SELL MORE THAN DARK AND CURVY GIRLS. ONLY MAGAZINES KEEPING IT SANE IS ESSENCE OR EBONY.

Nicely stated, and a reminder that my subscription that I never had has run out for both.