Oedipal Beatdown » Peter

A Ron Artest Dramatic Recitation

Peter — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:51:14 +0000

Text of original letter can be found here.

Die Knickerbocker Tragödie der Ziff

Peter — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:48:04 +0000

Tinkering with The Bard

Peter — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:36:15 +0000

Ethan Hawke to Liev Schreiber: “Thine countenance is that of a Hebrew, yet thou hast the hair of a Moor.”

4ad Anabolic Steroids

Peter — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:36:47 +0000

Side effects include excess reverb and melancholy.

Get Your Peanuts Here!

Peter — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:26:32 +0000

Email exchange between me and Ty during Game 6 of the ALCS.

Subj: Linguistic drift: in-game edition
me: Dude in my row asked the peanut vendor to “throw out the nutsack”
ty: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/da+lench+mob/all+on+my+nut+sac_20238056.html
me: Guerillas are in the midst of Fairfield county apparently.
ty: Peter Kay played “Guerrillasinthemidst” for 137 pts and just bingoed your ass, jigga.

And So It Is Written

Peter — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:02:27 +0000

Let’s go Yan-kees!

Yung Berg, foodie

Peter — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:44:44 +0000

On the Seventh Day, Kanye Created…

Peter — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:55:50 +0000

Kanye decides to pick on someone his own size.

Opposites Collapse

Peter — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:06:23 +0000

Oedipal Beatdown’s entry for the 2010 Coney Island Biennial.

Is God so powerful that He can create a rat so big that even He cannot destroy it?

Peter — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:20:49 +0000

Two NYC power centers go toe-to-toe on the Upper East Side.