Oedipal Beatdown » Exploring NYC http://oedipalbeatdown.com Thu, 27 May 2010 17:25:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Is God so powerful that He can create a rat so big that even He cannot destroy it? http://oedipalbeatdown.com/2009/08/is-god-so-powerful-that-he-can-create-a-rat-so-big-that-even-he-cannot-destroy-it/ http://oedipalbeatdown.com/2009/08/is-god-so-powerful-that-he-can-create-a-rat-so-big-that-even-he-cannot-destroy-it/#comments Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:20:49 +0000 Peter http://oedipalbeatdown.com/?p=724 union_rat

Two NYC power centers go toe-to-toe on the Upper East Side.

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with a wack macrame bag
hanging out by the now-closed virgin megastore
posing with tourists
and touching the children

the sesame street lawyers are taking a nap
as midwestern children climb into his lap.

For more Dingy Elmo, head over to Dear Times Square.

]]> http://oedipalbeatdown.com/2009/04/the-ballad-of-dingy-elmo/feed/ 1 “Yes, I’d Like to Order Three Pallets of the Rastafarian Vellum, Please” http://oedipalbeatdown.com/2009/04/yes-id-like-to-order-three-pallets-of-the-rastafarian-vellum-please/ http://oedipalbeatdown.com/2009/04/yes-id-like-to-order-three-pallets-of-the-rastafarian-vellum-please/#comments Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:18:01 +0000 Tom http://oedipalbeatdown.com/?p=542

In a warehouse somewhere deep in Brooklyn the ghost of John Candy lazily scrawls orders on a battered clipboard.

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