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		<title>Penthouse Letters of the Old Testament : Joseph and Potiphar&#8217;s Wife</title>
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Genesis 39: 7 And it came to pass after these things, that his master&#8217;s wife cast her eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Lie with me.
Depending on your perspective, this ends badly for Joseph. Already a slave, he resists the repeated entreaties of his mistress. Who, it must be said, [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Genesis 39: 7 And it came to pass after these things, that his master&#8217;s wife cast her eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Lie with me.</p></blockquote>
<p>Depending on your perspective, this ends badly for Joseph. Already a slave, he resists the repeated entreaties of his mistress. Who, it must be said, is damn fine, a 10 on the pharaohonic-rubenesque scale. The bitter noblewoman accuses him of sexual misconduct and Joseph is carted off to jail.</p>
<p>My Hebrew School classmates cut to the heart of the issue as only 12-year-old boys can: why didn&#8217;t that fool just give her what she wanted? Hasn&#8217;t he suffered enough? The rabbis had a classic patris-ex-machina response prepared: at the height of temptation, an apparition of Joseph&#8217;s father Jacob appeared and told him to not give in. Still scratching my head over that one.</p>
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