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Top of the list to get remade using dope-ass modern day technology

Seriously, you could just CGI in Ian McKellen behind Martin Lawrence and the laffs would be non-stop.
“You better not put that non-organic treacle on those crumpets, fool!” and more.
LMAO *in advance.*

The most absurd Facebook friend request icon I have ever seen

Nuff said.

Now starring in Scanners 2: Acetominophen is not Enough . . .

Your correspondent, after bearing witness to the madness that is the four-necked guitar and its accompanying solo.

Yezsir. (Props to LStiles for the tip.)
I was expecting him to flip the guitar, BUT NO, he just played left-handed up on that piece.

An ode to Essence (or Ebony)

This is absurd, just, well, sort of, because.
But it is the first comment that is the kicker, from the always-erudite, but heretofore-unknown, Jason:
BUCKY, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL MAGAZINE EDITORS AND PUBLISHERS THINK SKINNY WHITE GIRLS SELL MORE THAN DARK AND CURVY GIRLS. ONLY MAGAZINES KEEPING IT SANE IS ESSENCE OR EBONY.
Nicely stated, and a reminder [...]